We had a long layover in Brisbane, so we booked a tour that included a river cruise from the central city to the Lone Pine Koala Sanctuary—apparently, the first (since 1927!) and still leading sanctuary for these endangered animals.

The cruise featured prerecorded interpretative commentary, which was more interesting than we had expected. While you’re not passing important attractions on the ride, you do learn about the river and city. Most of the scenery, at least after you get out of the central city, are the backyard docks of residences—some historic, some elegant, but most nice but ordinary.

But you’re not here to learn about the river cruise—you’re here for the koala photos. So let’s just get right to it. -S🇦🇺

Look, I’m calling this guy Einstein, I don’t care what the sanctuary says his name is. Auto-generated description: A close-up of a koala with a soft gray fur coat and prominent fluffy ears.

I get it, Mr Koala, that’s how I feel trying to get up some days, too. Auto-generated description: A koala is resting on a tree branch surrounded by green leaves.

I really like this quick snapshot of a young worker transporting a koala from one area to another, using a bribe of eucalyptus. She seems young and idealistic, dreaming of working here because she cares about koalas and wants to see the species survive. But her downward glance gives away her feelings now…even with its important mission, it’s also essentially just a zoo, one with captive wildlife, paraded for tourists to enjoy.

Anyway, I don’t think that’s actually how she feels. But that’s sorta the feeling we had during our visit. We were excited to see some koalas, at what we’re told is a premier koala sanctuary, but arrived to find a tourist-focused zoo—complete with additional tickets you can buy to feed the various animals. Auto-generated description: A person is holding a koala and offering it leaves to eat in a lush, green setting.

A koala rests while the joey looks for some mischief. Auto-generated description: A koala is perched on a tree branch surrounded by green leaves.

A more complete view of “Einstein,” from the first close-up. Auto-generated description: A koala is perched on a tree branch against a blurred background.

Koalas have interesting “hands,” which include three fingers and two opposing “thumbs,” designed to better grasp tree branches (the substantial claws help too). Auto-generated description: A koala is clinging to a tree trunk surrounded by leafy branches.

This odd beaked owl is not an owl at all, but something called a tawny frogmouth bird. It was uncaged and free roaming in the back “nocturnal” lot, so I’m not sure if it was part of the sanctuary or not. Auto-generated description: A tawny frogmouth bird is perched on a tree branch surrounded by greenery.

The sanctuary had a number of other animals found in Australia (including the farm petting zoo variety), including a reptile and insect exhibit. This was one of my most favorite photos of the day. Auto-generated description: A coiled snake with intricate green and black scales rests against a rocky surface.

I forgot the name of this lizard, but it was one of my favorites at the sanctuary. Auto-generated description: A lizard with textured skin and a prominent crest is climbing a tree trunk in a lush environment.

These damn lizards were everywhere. In the more popular areas near the snack bar, you had to watch where you stepped to avoid them. Auto-generated description: A lizard with a textured, striped pattern is sitting on the ground surrounded by leaves and grass.

Joey hanging on tight as mom starts off for another branch. Auto-generated description: A koala sits on a tree branch with a joey clinging to its back, surrounded by green leaves.

It was fun watching this young one scramble around before eventually bailing for a snuggle with mom. Auto-generated description: A koala is sitting in a tree, surrounded by leaves, holding and nibbling on a eucalyptus branch.

Uh oh…looks like someone has gotten into the stash of “medicinal plants…” Auto-generated description: A koala is sitting in a tree surrounded by green leaves.

Yep, this one too. It’s sleepy time. Auto-generated description: A koala is peacefully sleeping on a tree branch surrounded by leaves.

Oh dear, and this one, too. Auto-generated description: A koala is sitting in a tree with its eyes closed, hugging a branch.

This guy’s double toenail caught my eye when I saw him. Apparently koalas have a unique adaptation where their second and third toes are fused together and appear as a single digit, but each ends in two separate claws. Auto-generated description: A koala clings to a tree trunk with its furry limbs, surrounded by a lush green background.

A Tasmanian devil. Auto-generated description: A Tasmanian devil is standing on a sandy surface surrounded by rocks and grass.

This is a pademelon, and it’s a marsupial that’s related to kangaroos and wallabies, but is much smaller. Auto-generated description: A small pademelon is standing in a grassy area.

A wombat sleeping in a log. Did you know that wombat poop is a square cube? Apparently that’s so it doesn’t roll away, as they use it to mark their territory. Auto-generated description: A wombat is peacefully sleeping inside a hollow log.

Supposedly, this is an authentic Australian dingo…but it sure looks like a regular ol’ dog to me. 🤷‍♂️ Auto-generated description: A dingo is lying down on sandy ground.

There were plenty more animal photos, but I think we’ll leave it there at 20.